another random post, with hashtags, for your Friday enjoyment.

June 6, 2014

So I woke up to this today and felt a little heart broken.  Can Jennifer Lopez please find true, everlasting love already?!  I really thought this was the one... my poor, Latina sweetheart.  #prayforjlo #thosedimplesthough
source: Us Weekly

It's Friday, as I'm sure everyone in the universe is aware of, and I could jump 20 feet for joy.  If, of course, I could jump 20 feet.  Maybe someday.  #keephopealive

The Fault in Our Stars comes out today and the fact that I can't go immediately from work to the theater makes me want to cry almost as hard as I will when watching the actual movie.  Shailene Woodley, the clay eating hippie fashionista, can do no wrong.  I need to be at the movies like now-ish seeing this movie.  Why are full time jobs a thing?  #thestruggleisreal  

My weight is fluctuating up and down 2-3 pounds lately and it's probably (most definitely) from the stress eating I've been doing.  Not necessarily eating bad, just eating more.  Plus, PMS.  I feel like my life revolves around the excuse of PMS.  Time flies when you're having fun always moody.  #breakoutthetamponsandtissues

Did I mention that I'm roughly 6 pounds from being under 200?  I've been trying so hard to eat right and keep my diet on track in hopes that they will come off, but not being at the gym and working out is truly making a difference.  I've got to burn those calories.  By this time next week, I need to be at 199.  I NEED IT PEOPLE.  #dropitlikeitshot

Also, my anxiety has been pretty bad lately.  I think once I have a break from school at the end of August and get the wedding over with, it will be a lot better.  But until then, me and my Klonopin will be sitting in front of any given computer 24/7.  (sidenote:  I wish my computer would stop trying to correct "klonopin" to "klondike."  Like, no.  I take pills.  Get it right.)  #pillsnoticecream #ormaybeboth

Happy Friday love muffins.
Do something fun this weekend.


  1. I would need to double my klonopin dose before seeing The Fault in Our Stars. I cried like a freaking baby when I read the book. There is no way that I can see the movie!

  2. With the men Jennifer Lopez has dated....part of me wonders maybe she's the reason her relationships don't work? Maybe she likes 2-3 year relationships? I know a lot of people that don't seem themselves in life-long relationships.

    <3 Jackie

  3. You can do it lady! I wanna see a post next week with all kinds of happy jumping and seal clapping gifs because you are under 200! #nopressure

    I kinda want to read The Fault in Our Stars before I see the movie. Or should I do it the other way around... movies on books I've read tend to disappointment me.

  4. So like you said muffins,and now I sort of want some. Why?!?!?!

    I want to read The Fault in Our Stars before I see the movie, so I most likely will wait to watch it at home. But I agree, work totally gets in the way of fun things!

  5. i was hoping her and Mark Anthony would have stayed together! almost at under 100, will be here any day now. love the hashtags.

  6. So I say we start seriously discussing this meet up in SC. It will give us both something to countdown to :) #ijustwannameetyoulikerightmeow

  7. Ha ha ha I just stumbled across your blog and you are too funny! That last paragraph was especially good.